I’m never sure what to say here.  These pages always seem to teeter precariously between snoozeville and personal ad.  But if you can’t beat ’em, you might as well join ’em, as they say.

I am self-employed as a copywriter, which means I spend a lot of my days helping people figure out how to say what they want to say in a way that is effective, engaging, and free of misplaced apostrophes.  I like a variety of really awful music and really terrible television shows, but my taste in books usually makes up for that.  I wish I was more like Scarlet O’Hara but I tend more towards Sally Albright.  If an animal has fur, I’ll probably pet it, and if a food has chocolate, I’ll probably eat it.  I like to run, I hate peas, and for some reason it drives me crazy when people confuse less/fewer.