Mike: Why is the counter covered in Tupperware containers filled with Raisin Bran?
Lauren: At the risk of sounding like Jerry Seinfeld, I don’t think you can accurately call yourself “Maximum Raisin Bran” if there are not very many raisins.
Mike: And the Tupperware?
Lauren: I poured a bowl of cereal and there were no raisins. I shook the box, but that didn’t didn’t seem to help, so I dumped it out into the containers in an attempt to find some.
Mike: What’s your plan now? Are you going to throw it out?
Lauren: No, I’m going to remove some of the bran. To improve the raisin to bran ratio.
Mike: …
Lauren: You be quiet. I am aware of how that sounds.
Mike: I DON’T THINK YOU ARE.
And this is just another example of why I adore you so much, Lauren Anderson. 🙂
PC brand Raisin Bran – I’ve never had a shortfall of raisins in the box.
(Laughed so hard I almost fell off the bed!) There needs to be a way to have cereals with a variety of things in them equally distribute said things per serving. Raisin Bran is a continual fail in this area. I have NEVER had that problem with the Oreo Cereal from Korea…..Le Sigh! A box of Lucky Charms showed up at Michele & Jim’s and I was all ready to have to rifle through the box to get an appropriate serving of marshmallows, but was happily surprised to find almost too many marshmallows in my bowl! I would just go on a Raisin Bran strike if I were you…!
So sorry folks, she gets this from Trish’s side of the family
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