Mike: Why is the counter covered in Tupperware containers filled with Raisin Bran?
Lauren: At the risk of sounding like Jerry Seinfeld, I don’t think you can accurately call yourself “Maximum Raisin Bran” if there are not very many raisins.
Mike: And the Tupperware?
Lauren: I poured a bowl of cereal and there were no raisins. I shook the box, but that didn’t didn’t seem to help, so I dumped it out into the containers in an attempt to find some.
Mike: What’s your plan now? Are you going to throw it out?
Lauren: No, I’m going to remove some of the bran. To improve the raisin to bran ratio.
Lauren: You be quiet. I am aware of how that sounds.
Mike: I DON’T THINK YOU ARE.