Our house hasn’t sold yet, but Mike inadvertently de-activated my Patent Pending Horrifying Spider Containment System (i.e. he opened the window without first checking to see if there was a horrifying spider between the window and the screen) and now there is a horrifying spider loose somewhere in our house, so it is a good thing we are already planning to move.

If you know of anyone looking to buy a house, or if you yourself would like to buy a house, or if you would just like to see what our house looks like when all of our clutter and personal items are stashed in drawers and/or in Rubbermaid bins in a friend’s basement, please feel free to take the virtual tour, as long as you promise to come back here and leave a comment saying how lovely it is and how likely it is that someone will purchase it immediately (after a 4-way bidding war, and for a price that borders on “outrageously high”).